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The Buffy Bunch


I guess I’ll start with something of mine that actually has been published.  It might have been in a semiprozine, but it has appeared in print.

I originally wrote this during the summer of 1998, between the second and third seasons of Buffy The Vampire Slayer.  It began during one of many discussions on the Usenet group alt.tv.buffy-v-slayer (hereinafter referred to as atbvs).

I don’t remember how this particular discussion thread started, but someone joked about Buffy having to deal — yet again — with a monster/demon/whatever that just wouldn’t stay dead.  And the writer described the scene with Buffy muttering, “Marcia!  Marcia!  Marcia!  It’s always Marcia!” as she staked it yet again.

The perfect response came to me in an instant, and in retrospect, I’m rather surprised that no one beat me to it.  I quickly posted my reply:

“The Buffy Bunch . . . The Buffy Bunch . . . That’s the way they became the Buffy Bunch . . . ”

My post generated a few LOL responses, but there was one other reply that stayed with me:

“And a thousand filkers began scribbling away . . . ”

Okay, the idea was probably already percolating away in the depths of my subconscious.  That reply, though, was enough to start me actively thinking about it — a filk about BTVS called “The Buffy Bunch,” sung to the tune of the theme from The Brady Bunch.

I decided to stick with the basic structure of the theme song (“It’s the story . . . “), and it didn’t take long to write the first verse.  To tell the truth, it almost wrote itself.  A second verse suggested itself almost as quickly.  I was singing the filk to myself as I was writing it, and I think that might have been one of the reasons I wrote it as quickly as I did.

I posted the filk to atbvs before the premiere of season 3.  I do remember that it was fairly well received, but that’s about as much as I remember.

I’ve performed “The Buffy Bunch” during open filk sessions at a number of SF conventions.  It definitely has been well received there.  The first time I ever performed it, the chorus unexpectedly became a singalong, and that has held true with every other time I’ve performed it.

A couple of years later, I encountered the semiprozine Nth Degree at ConJose, the 2002 Worldcon.  Filk lyrics have been a regular feature of the print issues.  As I recall, the first issue I encountered had a filk about pi sung to the tune of “Jenny (867-5309).”  I don’t remember the specific circumstances now, but I ended up submitting “The Buffy Bunch” and a couple of other filks to Nth Degree.

“The Buffy Bunch” appeared in Nth Degree #14 — sadly, the last print issue to date.  (It has since become an online publication called Nth Zine.  It has also appeared on the Nth Degree website, and I present it to you now for your entertainment and amusement.


(Sung to the tune of “The Brady Bunch”)

1.  It’s the story of a girl named Buffy,
Who alone was Chosen as the Slayer girl.
She would wield her wooden stakes with wild abandon,
Yet not mess up her curls.

It’s the story of her Watcher, Rupert,
Who had journeyed to the Hellmouth on his own.
He was waiting for her arrival,
So he was still alone.

Until the one day when the Slayer met the Watcher,
And they knew that it was much more than a hunch,
That this group would be great Slaying vampires.
That’s the way that they became The Buffy Bunch.

The Buffy Bunch!
The Buffy Bunch!
That’s the way they became
The Buffy Bunch!

2.  It’s the story of a guy named Angel,
A vampire living with a Gypsy curse.
When he fell in love with a certain Slayer,
Things went from bad to worse.

Then there’s Xander, Oz, and Cordelia,
And Willow, who assist the Chosen One.
They had no clue what they’d get into,
But thought it might be fun.

On that day they met the Slayer and the Watcher,
They all knew that it was much more than a hunch;
As a group, they’d stand against the Hellmouth,
That’s the way that they became The Buffy Bunch.

The Buffy Bunch!
The Buffy Bunch!
That’s the way they became
The Buffy Bunch!


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